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I am a museum curator with Virginia hams for fists.
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- Drinking heavily, only to wake to a phone with low battery
- Smiling brightly when the phone vibrates only to be met by low battery warnings.
“They called me meat-zilla after that little escapade…”Keifir Jones
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