I am a pathetic worm who uses WYSIWYG Editors

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I am a museum curator with Virginia hams for fists.

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The contrasting colors in this picture are an expression of the photographer’s grapples with latent misogyny

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My vulnerabilities:

  • Drinking heavily, only to wake to a phone with low battery
  • Smiling brightly when the phone vibrates only to be met by low battery warnings.

“They called me meat-zilla after that little escapade…”

Keifir Jones
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Milk should be room temperature

Adolf Hitler